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especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. After that she said “hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)… but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor…All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!!
But anyway, it’s been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn’t call her before exams were done then I wouldn’t get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I’m not sure why.. I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO….
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the girl could smell it and she said: “why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? ”There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass, large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the was starting to cry… She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she’s calling the cops. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle…
pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues.
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