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I can even wheel myself to the other end of the room where my – about to be – long-suffering wife has cruelly left both the painkillers and my chocolate supply within a clear line of sight.
What I hadn't banked on, however, was the difficulty I would face trying to use my wheelchair outside of the home.
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